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A man comes home drunk with a duck under his arm
He stumbles into the bedroom where his girlfriend is in bed.
In a slurred voice he says “this is the pig I’ve been shagging!”
She says “It’s not a pig, it’s a duck!?”
He says “I was talking to the duck!”